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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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