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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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