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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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