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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Simpkins eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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