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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Alfie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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