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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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