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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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