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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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