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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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