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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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