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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pebbles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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