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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Princess eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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