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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ginger eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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