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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Minnie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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