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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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