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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Peanut eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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