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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Champ eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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