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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Zeus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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