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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Gizmo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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