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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Buddy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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