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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Buddy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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