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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Luna eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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