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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Teddy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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