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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rosie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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