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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rosie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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