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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Charlie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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