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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Alfie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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