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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Alfie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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