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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bella eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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