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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Frodo eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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