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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Voldemort eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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