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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Picard eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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