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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Worf eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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