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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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