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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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