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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Sugar eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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