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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pebbles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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