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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Izzy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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