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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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