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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maya eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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