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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Stella eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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