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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Yoda eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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