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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Widget eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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