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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Jenkins eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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