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Pet death
My
aunt
Wilhelmina
had their beloved pet
pug 🐶
Coco
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a bull 🐮
a crocodile 🐊
a bear 🐻
a pufferfish 🐡
a velociraptor 🦖
a venomous snake 🐍
a lion 🦁
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a warthog 🐗
a hyena 🐺
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