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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Millie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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