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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Lola eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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