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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Daisy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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