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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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