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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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