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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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