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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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