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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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