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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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