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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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