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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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