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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bella eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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